The Live Box Analogy

Everyone has a Life Box attached to him or her. You see,your Life Box is like a Wagon(or mobile house,popularly used by people who move around alot), and in every wagon are features-or dare I say- furnitures, that reflect alot about you and whether you and a person are compatible or not(or if you’re fun to be with or as boring as fried chicken butt). Some people have a really pretty Life Box on the outside, well coloured and catchy from afar, while some people’s Life Box may look like something used to recycle poop, and there are those whose Life Box look plain and totally uninteresting from the outside. Going inside, there are three basic things a Life Box has, a chair, a TV, and a bed(Im sure y’all can guess what they mean *wink) In case you’re wondering,the bed means romance(not neccessarily sex…perv!),the chair means comfort or friendship factor, the TV means “interest” and “fun factor” of the person’s mind. Some people have big fluffy couches(super nice,you want to barf around them), some have tiny wooden stools(there’s no way you can be comfortable around these guys). Some people have dingy little black n white coloured TVs,some have 3D plasma(Mind blown), some have a tiny lil bed(yeah,you guessed it) while some have what would make a king size bed have a low self esteem. In all, these people have variations, a girl could have a sweetly painted outside but on getting inside,you find a tiny TV, a soft arm chair and a giant bed(did someone come to mind?). Then some dude may have a plain moderate paint job(probably pale blue) and then a tiny chair, a wee lil’ bed (cus he aint getting none-lol) and a Large plasma TV with gizmoes attached to it(he could probably crack the CIA firewall with that thing), and so on. The variation is endless,big bed, big chair,small TV. Big TV, big chair….well,no bed. Poop-like outside usually comes with No bed, little comes of the chair and maybe the TV is broken. Shiny exterior and a really messy interior with No TV,only radio and a tiny bed,or a big one, then a loooooooong couch. The list goes on and the variation is endless(actually it isnt,any mathematician could find the variables.) Im sure you must have figured which category you fall into, (the good thing about these things is that they’re changeable,or do I say upgradeable) and that detemines wether or not you attract someone who has an Awesome Life Box. The thing is,the exterior can be decieving, you get to know them when you take a look at what their life box looks like on the inside, if you like ths size of the chair and TV (which you’ll know after the first few dates)then you’re good, you’ll find out about the bed later…(You dont agree? Okay. You can start off from the bed and see how far that gets you). If you find some one who has features you like(I usually look out for a kitchen then a Bible,right after I check the TV and chair…as for the bed,when I check it is all of my business and none of your’s) then by all means go for it,however, if she doesnt like the size of your chair or TV, or doesnt like the feel of your bed(if you’ve got one) then there’s no use forcing it, the variations out there are endless, you’ll find one that suits you, like I and my girlfriend,oh she suits me just nicely (oh dont be jealous,no ,please do be jealous,it helps….me. Muhahahahaha,okay thats enough)
So what’s your Life Box like? Do you wanna modify?(not ALL things can be modified, well,except by a miracle). Are you a poop-like box looking for a shinny box, uughhh,think again, Life Boxes of the same calliber chill in the same Estate,and pitch an address there(we’ll talk about the Estate thing later). Think on this for a bit, and lets know the kind of Life Box you’ve got. Lemme know if you liked this article,and if you didnt, Oh well, give me some credit for wasting so much of your time in this end times. https://talentsauceblog.wordpress.com/

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4 thoughts on “The Live Box Analogy

  1. WOW!!!!!!Insightful. Well, the sayings go thus, ‘be the change u want to see’, ‘if u want to change d world, start wit d man in d mirror’, ‘you want a perfect person, be perfect’……and so on nd so forth. No one is perfect, but you’re someone’s perfect person. So wen a guy/girl says his/her girl/guy is perfect, its not cos dat person is perfect on his/her own, but because d person is dat piece of d whole puzzle dat fits nd completes it. So Doyin its good u say she suits u nicely, not dat she’s perfect. ( well she is for u) *winks*

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  2. WOW!!!!!!Insightful. Well, the sayings go thus, ‘be the change u want to see’, ‘if u want to change d world, start wit d man in d mirror’, ‘you want a perfect person, be perfect’……and so on nd so forth. No one is perfect, but you’re someone’s perfect person. So wen a guy/girl says his/her girl/guy is perfect, its not cos dat person is perfect on his/her own, but because d person is dat piece of d whole puzzle dat fits nd completes it. So Guy its good u say she suits u nicely, not dat she’s perfect. ( well she is for u) *winks*

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