Be My Valentine Everyday

Now this here,is sweetness at its hilarious core. I know its not the season for Mushiness…or is it? There’s no season for love,man. Tho there is a season or calendar for love making(what?…dont even gimme that look,thats what they say). I totally love this piece and am gonna use it on my girlfriend…tonight 😉
Via text! Cus its the only way I can reach her for now. Boys take a cue. Enjoy.

Be My Valentine Everyday Dear_________(choose from list


please) “Candyfloss, Hot chocolate,


Cupcake, Sugarbun, pepperoni Pizza,


Banana chewing gum, Ostrich butter


bread, Danish butter cookies, Big


mac, strawberry milkshake, Okin


Biscuit. If not stated, please


Indicate.


It’s a beautiful morning


today, the sun shining brilliantly,


birds chirping melodiously, the


fragrance of spring and the smell of


freshly brewed coffee; Baby!! I woke


up thinking of you. thought to write to you.


Ever since that day you smiled at me,


i couldn’t get my heart of you. Got


your image tattooed on my mind. I


see you everywhere I go, in anything


I do and even in everybody, except


my Anatomy teacher (He’s very


wicked and mean)


My tomato juice, anytime I look into


your eyes, I never see the


fire”Tuface” sang about, but I only


see your beautiful eyeballs (white


sclera+ your brown iris+ your


pupils). Maybe I’m not looking well,


but I swear, the day I see fire, I’m


gonna extinguish it, because I don’t


ever wanna see you hurt.


You are such a wonderful


piece of art. God really took his time


creating you, and wants you to fall


into good hands (My hands) that’s


the exact reason why you were born


on ______ (fill in date of birth please)


and not in the 1800s. We met not as


a coincidence, Darling, we were


meant to be.


My potato purée, please be


forewarned; Plenty Ponmo boys


(defined as; shallow minded boys


that are not of benefit to you) will


come your way, flaunting money,


and promising you good things. Even


though I can’t take care of you now,


I promise to work hard, make


money, take you anywhere you


wanna go: from Outside the globe, to


the centre of the earth. I’m ready to


be your donkey (airplane as an


alternative). Anything you want I will


give you!! Mention it; flowers,


chocolate, clothes, shoes, love, care,


attention, e.t.c even Diamond ring


(you know it’s not compulsory, but if


you really really really want it)


But concerning the issue of a man


catching grenade for his babe… On a


serious note please don’t go


anywhere you will be involved with


firearms!!! I can manage to take a


bullet or two for you (On MY ARM


OR LEGS please not in vital places,


like the HEAD, HEART, SPLEEN e.t.c)


BUT I CAN’T CATCH A GRENADE FOR


YOU. This is just logic, if I catch a


grenade for you, I will die, and you


will continue with your life, and


probably forget me. Don’t get it


twisted boo, even though I can’t


catch a grenade for you, I sure can


erect a barricade to keep you safe!


Having said all this, I’m sure I’ve


been able to convince you that I am


of a good mind, and I love you like a


fat kid loves cake (stolen from


50cents’s 21 questions). Today is the


3 day of March and I wanna ask


you to be my valentine. I’m not


confused sweetness, I just don’t want


you to be my Val only for one day; I


want you to be MY VALENTINE


EVERYDAY! So what do you say?


Expecting a reply….. XoXo

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